Monday, January 21, 2008

Winter Wolf 15 Mile Run

Welcome to Omer, MI home to 313 human beings the Winter Wolf 15 Mile Run and Relay and at least one Witchy Wolf.

The Witchy Wolf or Wolves wander the Omer Plains defending the graves of ancient Chippewa warriors and attacking anyone foolish enough to venture out into these woods at night. Since no one has ever seen one of these spirit animals, race director Chuck Hilyards decided to hold an event at night on these trails to see if we could coax one of the wolves out into the open. I didn't see any of the wolves this year. Maybe they aren't as tough as legend would have us believe? Or maybe they thought the frigid temperatures would do enough damage? Or maybe it was simply that the ground was frozen and we posed no threat to the spirits of the ancient warriors?

This was my second year running this race and both years have been extremely cold. The temperature during the run was 5 F without factoring in the wind chill. It was cold. It took about 30 minutes for me to warm up and that only lasted for an hour. After that my fingers started to go numb under my gloves. My water bottle froze somewhere around the 2nd mile. All I could think about during the run is seeking warmth (and a cold beer).



ktea and Charlie ran the relay and came home with some of the unique hardware this race gives out to people faster than me.

I was about 20 minutes slower than last year. That might be due to my bout of laziness that has lasted for more than 6 months now. Elisa maintained the honor of finishing DFL. She is getting to know the course sweepers on their ATV's quite well.

If you are looking for a fun winter race put this one on your list for 2009. The wolves await your arrival.

Oh, I forgot to mention - if you do decide to go to Omer keep in mind that Omer is also home to the case of the cussing canoeist. In August 1998 Timothy Joseph Boomer and some friends were canoeing along the Rifle River. Timothy fell into the water and let flow a stream of expletives. He did so in the presence of women and children which was a crime in Omer Michigan at the time. Boomer was fined $75.00 and ordered to work 4 days in a childcare program. He appealed and the case was taken up by the ACLU. The ruling was overturned and the 105 year old law thrown out. Still, I would watch myself if I were you. It is better to say things like "It's freaking cold out here" or "I'm freezing my behind off" than it is to risk spending the night in the slammer. Better safe than sorry. :-)

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

A cold day in Hell - 13th Annual Fat Ass 50




Saturday December 29th was the 13th running of the Fat Ass 50 held at the Pinckney Recreation Area on the outskirts of Hell, Michigan. 59 people showed up and ran anywhere from 5 to 50 miles. The temperatures were in the lower 30s, the trails were icy - in other words the conditions were perfect for a fat ass run along the Potawatomi trail. Runners were treated at the finish line to hot coffee and baked goodies.

First place male and female 50k finishers each won a "lunch is on us" gift certificate from the Ann Arbor Brewing Co.

First place 50 mile finisher received a pound of Fat Ass Roast Coffee.

John Nichols who drove in from Ohio was the only person brave/crazy enough to run the 50 miler. Fifteen people completed the 50k in times ranging from 5:46 to 8:15. The rest of the folks (including me) ignored the no wimps rule and ran anywhere from 5 to 22 miles.

We collected $70.00 for the John Rogucki Memorial Fund.

Your donations support several youth running programs in SE Michigan. If you want to make a donation but did not have an opportunity at the Fat Ass you can mail a check payable to: The Ann Arbor Track Club, Memo - JRMF. Send to:

JRMF
Joanie Rogucki
8150 Kimble Drive
Pinckney, MI 48169

Here are the results (please contact me with any corrections, additions):

John Nichols 50M 10:30

Harold Curley 50K 5:46
Jim Ulrey 50K 6:04
Dillon McCormick 50K 6:17
Rick Abbott 50K 6:20
Rob French 50K 6:29
Scott Goldstein 50K 6:34
JR Yost 50K 6:34
Rachel Post 50K 6:41
Jeff Leigh 50K 6:48
Al Durham 50K 7:05
Phil Stapert 50K 7:05
Tony Mazur 50K 7:50
Dave Ostafinski 50K 7:50
Mike Ward 50K 7:59
Tony Hanks 50K 8:15


And the wimps:

Brian Barr 5 1:30
Tyler Barr 5 1:30

Tim Griesbach 9.8 1:34

Tim Looney 11 2:22
Ktea 11 2:25
Vicki Norfleet 11 2:25
Carol Swaney 11 2:40
Nancy Y 11 2:40
Elisa Torres 11 2:42

Rich Bazzy 13 2:04
Gail Bazzy 13 2:04
Matt Bedford 13 2:04
Paul Hoke 13 2:19
Roman Krzyzanowski 13 2:19
Ken Castle 13 2:45
John Swanson 13 3:21
Donna Swanson 13 3:21
Roseann Marsh 13 3:28

Doug Goodhue 13.1 2:04
Dean Johnson 13.1 2:40

Ron Dober 14 3:30

Julie Bedford 15 3:00
Terese Grondn 15 3:00
Mark Norfleet 15 ?


Kathy Amerman 17.5 3:50

Dave Dysert 18 2:45
Ken Siersma 18 2:45
Anna Weisbrodt 18 2:45
Renee Jackson 18 3:05
Peter Healey 18 3:05
Chris Cregner 18 3:05
Aaron Cregner 18 3:05
Chris Holzer 18 3:24
Jaime Michelson 18 3:29
Steven Campbell 18 3:43
Paul Mingo 18 3:50
John Sotin 18 4:20
Dick West 18 4:42
Carol Wyson 18 7:15
Anthony Paluch 18 ?


Connie Fellman 18.5 5:20
Shawn Jyawook 18.6 5:19

Beth Gilday 22 5:15